*. The Art of Answering :*
– A very fat woman got on the bus. One passenger joked:
– “I didn’t know this car was reserved for elephants!”
The woman calmly replied:
– “No sir! This car is like Noah’s ark! Even elephants and donkeys get on it!”
– A proud writer from the famous writer Bernard Shaw said:
– “I am better than you, because you write for money and I for honor!”
Bernard Shaw immediately replied:
– “Right! We’re both looking for what we’re missing!”
– The famous blind poet Bashar bin Bard was told by a man of heavy nature:
– “Allah has not blinded anyone without giving him some reward. What reward have you received?”
Bashar replied:
– “I got this revenge that I can’t see people like you!”
– A blind man married a woman. The woman said:
– “If you had seen my whiteness and beauty, you would have been amazed!”
The blind man replied:
– “If you were what you say, those who see you would never leave me!”
– A man tried to embarrass al-Mutnabi:
– “I thought you were a woman when I saw you from a distance!”
Al-Mutanabi replied:
– “And when I saw you from a distance, I thought you were a man!”
– A very ugly woman said to a man:
– “If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!”
The man replied:
– “If you were my wife, I would drink that poison without wasting a moment!”
– British Prime Minister Winston Churchill told Bernard Shaw:
– “Looking at you, you’d think Britain had a food crisis!”
Bernard Shaw replied:
– “And you see what the cause of the crisis is!”
– A man said to a woman:
– “How beautiful you are!”
The woman replied:
– “If only you were beautiful, I could say the same!”
This person said:
– “Never mind, even lying is an art!”
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Musailma Qazab wrote a letter to the Holy Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him):-
“Make a deal with me, as long as you are alive, you are a prophet – when you are gone, I am a prophet.”
Or make an agreement that
You are the prophet of half of Arabia
I am the prophet of half of Arabs” – – – Mu’azallah
In response to his letter, the Prophet ï·º wrote:-
“I am the Messenger of Allah, while you are a liar – a liar.”
When the Holy Prophet wrote a lie in the letter, he said:-
“Who will take this letter to the court of this liar?”
Now I have to go to his court, the situation is very dangerous – – – there are servants in front of him and behind him, there is a danger of life – – one of the Companions was a chabri seller, he used to sell dates in the streets of Madinah with a cloth on his head – – – He was the father of eleven and twelve children, he was physically weak, he was eating dates, he quickly raised his hands and said:-
“Hozor, don’t put someone else’s duty on me, I will go” – –
When he said these words in haste, pieces of dates fell from his mouth on the faces of the companions sitting in the assembly, one of the companions said:-
“O servant of Allah, eat dates first” – – – You are too quick to speak ” – – –
He smiled and said:-
“What will I do if someone else’s duty is to eat food? I am in a hurry.” (Allahu Akbar)
The Holy Prophet gave his spear, horse, and said:-
“Just go straight to this liar’s house” – –
Those Sahabi lowered their eyes with devotion and said:-
“Dear God! Don’t worry” – – –
The Companions say that they went out like a general, their style changed, their manners changed, they went out like a brave man goes – – Those companions went to the court of Musailma Qazab, there a shah who later I became a Muslim, he says:-
“That companion whose name was Hazrat Habib bin Zayd, when he reached the court, he thrust his spear into the court.”
Muslimah says with a smile:-
“Who are you”? – – –
You started saying:
“You did not know by looking at my face that I am the servant of the Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him. Our faces tell us that we belong to the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him. You did not know who I am.”
Muslimah said:-
“How did you come?” – – –
He said nonchalantly:-
“I have come with the answer to your letter.”
The way of the kings was that they did not read the letter themselves, there was a servant standing next to him who read the letter, then Musailma gave the letter to him saying – – “Read” – – When he read the letter, the names were also written: – “You are a liar” – – –
Everyone present heard this sentence, if I was alone, it would have been different – that fire turned into a whirlwind, eyes turned red, Hazrat Habib bin Zaid was standing in front of him, he got up with a sword in anger and said:-
“Your Prophet has called me a liar. What do you think?”
Habib bin Zaid smiled and said:-
“There is nothing to think about, whoever my prophet calls a liar is a liar – – – even if the water of seven seas is washed away, your lies cannot be washed away” – – –
Muslimah trembled with anger and said:-
“So look back, all my soldiers, my guards, swords, spears, daggers, arrows are all standing behind you, my followers.”
Hazrat Habib bin Zayd said:-
“I have twelve children, some of them drink milk and some of them have not yet learned to walk – – – When I went out with the message of the Messenger of Allah, peace be upon him, I did not see the children. Look, the servants of Muhammad (peace be upon him) are not afraid to give their lives by doing whatever they want.
Musailma hit the sword hard and his arm fell and said:-
“Now tell me, what do you think?”???
You said:-
“You are a big fool who tests us, we have been tested by everyone from Badr to Uhud, so you still ask for our opinion. My opinion is the same as what my Prophet said” – – –
Muslimah then struck the sword and the other hand was cut off and started saying:-
“I will kill you and stop
You said:-
“You are very ignorant. He scares those who ask for martyrdom in the first dua after performing the Fajr prayer. Do what you have to do” – –
Muslima Kazab kept the sword on her neck and said:-
“I will cut your neck” – –
Habib bin Zayd said:-
“Why not bite” – – –
The narrator says that Musailmah’s hands used to tremble – the neck was cut by the sword, while tears came to the eyes of the Holy Prophet in Madinah, the Companions asked:-
“O Messenger of Allah, what happened?” – – –
He said:-
“My beloved has been martyred – – – and God has opened all the gates of heaven for him” –
If you are faithful to Muhammad ï·º, then we are yours
Where is this thing, are the tablet and the pen yours?
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